karmauberalles: as opposed to kind of fake (the law! my only weakness!!!)
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[von Karma sounds... rather ill.]

Kirkland.

If you ever cook on this ship again, do it only for yourself.


This is an order.

Date: 2009-08-22 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peoplenpudding.livejournal.com
Are you alright, sir?

Date: 2009-08-22 03:12 pm (UTC)
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[voice]

Date: 2009-08-22 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
I'm not. I'm completely fine. The food was simply disgusting.

[still doesn't sound it, though.]
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[voice]

Date: 2009-08-22 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...that can't have damaged my liver-

I understand how comfort food works. I was confused as to-

...no, just forget it.
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[voice]

Date: 2009-08-22 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...I see.

I believe your door's been reattached, so I suppose you can go back any time you wish. I suggest you visit the infirmary and ask them if they have anything that prevents sleepwalking.

Date: 2009-08-22 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sekaitoonajide.livejournal.com
...Ew, are you okay? You don't sound too good.

Date: 2009-08-22 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
I'm fine. It's nothing but disgust.

Date: 2009-08-22 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sekaitoonajide.livejournal.com
Ugh. Still, take care of yourself, okay? I hear that eating ginger cleans out palates really well, and if the taste is still in your mouth, it can take it out.

Date: 2009-08-22 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
I'll take that into consideration. Although... ginger's somewhat vile as well.

Date: 2009-08-22 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sekaitoonajide.livejournal.com
Mmmm...

Yeah, it is true that it doesn't taste very good...

But if it bothers your stomach, you can try sucking on some peppermint to avert the nausea. Or eat anything really sugary.

Date: 2009-08-22 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
I see. I'll keep that in mind.

Date: 2009-08-22 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sekaitoonajide.livejournal.com
Glad to be of help!

[ooc]

Date: 2009-08-22 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesnakecharm.livejournal.com
Oh goody, more things for Anko to stalk! Hee!

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-22 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nohoppityskip.livejournal.com
...I don't know, I didn't think it was that bad.

Better than Albert's cooking at the least... though just barely

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-22 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
Perhaps if you're used to it.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godandmyright.livejournal.com
...............

Y... Yes, sir.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
Good.

Now get out of the kitchen.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godandmyright.livejournal.com
::this is the last time he's ever helping anyone:: I am, sir. I won't go in it again.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 50starhero.livejournal.com
...Y- you... You let him cook for you? You actually put it in your mouth?

You're kinda dumb, mister.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
How was I supposed to know how horrible it would be? The looks were a warning sign, but I've eaten things that looked disgusting but tasted fine before.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 50starhero.livejournal.com
Next time, you'll know better though right?

Weren't you afraid that you'd take a bite, only to find a long, gold eyebrow hair in your food?

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
Yes. I will know much better.

...they look brown to me.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 50starhero.livejournal.com
...Now that you mention, it. They do look brown...

.........You don't think, he dyes them, do you? The hair on the top of his head it lighter, so...

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
Why would anyone be anal enough to dye their eyebrows? I've seen plenty of cases where a person's eyebrows are naturally darker than his hair.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 50starhero.livejournal.com
Maybe he wants them to stand out more. I bet that's why he does it.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...No. That would just be moronic. I can't even understand why anyone would do that.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 50starhero.livejournal.com
Well, he doesn't pluck them, so he must like them like that.

I can see him dyeing them.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...yes, I do have to wonder about that.

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 50starhero.livejournal.com
Acting like this is your entry. What an unreasonable guy you are!

Ahahahaha! I can't believe I've been gifted with enough patience to put up with you all the time!

[voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godandmyright.livejournal.com
The feeling is mutual.

/still high

Date: 2009-08-23 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilingitou.livejournal.com
You should try the lunchboxes, sir. Just not with wine.

Date: 2009-08-23 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...No. I'm having a bad enough time as it is.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilingitou.livejournal.com
You sure, sir? They're filling. [giggle]

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...

I don't tolerate public drunkenness on my ship, Itou.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilingitou.livejournal.com
I'm not drunk, sir, I only had two sips of wine and then I had to forget about that when these snakes chased me around.

When did we get snakes on the ship, sir? They were purple and I swear there were ten thousand of them. [laughs, finds that funny]

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...

You're taking drugs, then.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilingitou.livejournal.com
Sir, I would never! I have a reputation to keep! [shocked tone] I only had that lunch box, and after that I was too busy running from snakes and demons with umbrellas.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...I see.

You had nothing other than the lunch box, then?

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilingitou.livejournal.com
And two sips of wine, weren't you listening, sir? [laugh]

Oh, oh, the snakes are back.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
Ah.

Don't eat any more of the lunchboxes. They're laced with something.

Someone's getting fired for this.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilingitou.livejournal.com
Yessir, yessir. No more lunchboxes cross my heart.

Will you fire the snakes?

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
There are no snakes.

At least, I doubt there are.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-08-23 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilingitou.livejournal.com
And the demon that attacked Dojima and I?

[Voice]

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