karmauberalles: as opposed to kind of fake (SO ANNOYED)
[personal profile] karmauberalles
This is the captain of the Victoria II speaking.

To the ship that has recently entered our airspace: state your name and your reason for being here. If you are a hostile party, be assured that I will do whatever it takes to shoot you out of the sky.

If you are not, I would like to speak to your captain.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-09-29 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotealpha.livejournal.com
Pip Bernadette of the Fiertia speaking here, sir. I'll contact the captain, but for now I'll assure you we have no intention of hostilities. We've been hired for security detail.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-09-29 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...How interesting. That's exactly what we were hired for.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-09-29 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotealpha.livejournal.com
[now totally drops the proper voice because it is haaaard.]

Well, uh... I wouldn't know 'bout zat, sir. You're gonna have to ask ze cap'n 'bout it.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-09-29 02:06 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-29 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
I'm the Fiertia's captain. We were hired by some ambassador for 'additional security'.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...

Why would they need additional security.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
Maybe they didn't feel safe enough.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
I guess that's your problem, then. I'm just here for the paycheck.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
Feh. I will inform the ambassador that this is an insult of the highest quality.

Just don't get in my way if there is some sort of incident.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
I'm sure that'll go over real well.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
I might if you ask real nice.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
Yeah, I didn't think so.

Let's try something different, then. I'll stop the smarm if you stop acting like you run this operation.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
I do run this operation. I was here first, and it must be some mistake that you're here.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
You don't run shit on my ship. We got hired to do a job, and that's what we're going to do, with or without your approval.
Edited Date: 2009-09-29 02:54 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-29 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
I told you. We're going to deal with anything that tries to attack the ship. I don't care if you're along to deal with any rear attacks or what, but you're not going to get in the way if the ship is attacked by any pirates.

I don't see why you're so upset. It's practically free money for you if you leave us in charge.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
Yeah, free except for the part where I let a bunch of naval officers take over my ship. How about no on that.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
I'm not taking over your ship. I'm simply making things easier for you.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotealpha.livejournal.com
...uh, mate? Hate to break the party but you ain't really doing good on the 'making things easier' bit. You're just messing stuff up more than it was.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
How? I'm simply arranging things to work best in our favor.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotealpha.livejournal.com
You're only making it more messed up. All we gotta do is to bring the ship over to wherever we need to bring it right? You take one side and we'll take the other. Its that simple.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...Fine. I suppose that works.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotealpha.livejournal.com
We have a deal then, mon ami.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] find-my-truth.livejournal.com
We're more then capable of doing our part von Karma-san

Date: 2009-09-29 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
I don't doubt that.

[he sounds entirely unconvincing.]

Date: 2009-09-29 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
We can work together, or we can just take different sides of the ship. You're not going be 'in charge'.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...fine. I suppose that's a reasonable compromise.

However, if we run into any pirates, I want the first shot at them. Considering the cargo we're protecting, it's not entirely impossible that they'll show up.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:15 am (UTC)
thescarletknight: (MURDER FAIZ)
From: [personal profile] thescarletknight
We do not need your help to complete our contracted duties, thank you very much.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
I don't need your help to complete the mission I was ordered to take, thank you very much.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:34 am (UTC)
thescarletknight: (naked time)
From: [personal profile] thescarletknight
Very well. You had better not get in our way, though.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
Feh. I was about to give you that advice.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fullofyouth.livejournal.com
But the Captain is a great man! You shouldn't be so untrusting, it's bad for you!

Date: 2009-09-29 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lustrolupo.livejournal.com
He might be, for all I know, but that doesn't mean I want him taking over my job.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fullofyouth.livejournal.com
Think of it as a paid vacation!

Date: 2009-09-29 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...Why are you even d-

No, don't even answer that.

Date: 2009-09-29 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thedevilsmile.livejournal.com
As valid as your concerns are, I assure you we mean no harm. The captain and all of us will do our utmost best for this mission.

Date: 2009-09-29 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolwhutizthis.livejournal.com
Wow. You sound really grumpy.

Date: 2009-09-29 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
That's a stellar observation.

[Filtered to von Karma]

Date: 2009-09-30 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edge-of-honor.livejournal.com
Sir? If I may be so bold, I have an idea on how to handle our current ...partner.

[Filtered to von Karma]

Date: 2009-09-30 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edge-of-honor.livejournal.com
While their ship is most likely inferior to ours, her build suggests a somewhat decent speed. The Fiertia could make an excellent scout.

[Filtered to von Karma]

Date: 2009-09-30 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
That's true... they'd work well for that.

However, if we are attacked by pirates, that means they get to them first.

[Filtered to von Karma]

Date: 2009-09-30 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edge-of-honor.livejournal.com
Which means that the pirates will waste their time and energy in a pitiful attempt to defeat them. Think of the Fiertia not as competition but as a decoy - as soon as the enemy is weakened by their efforts, we'll be able to pick the pirates off without ever having to leave the dear ambassador's side.

[Filtered to Edgeworth]

Date: 2009-09-30 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
...you know, Edgeworth, there's a reason I keep you around.

[Filtered to von Karma]

Date: 2009-09-30 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edge-of-honor.livejournal.com
I'm simply doing my duty, sir. Will you be contacting the captain of the Fiertia yourself, or will you leave that pleasure to another officer?

[Filtered to Edgeworth]

Date: 2009-09-30 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmauberalles.livejournal.com
You or some other officer can do it. I don't feel like dealing with them any more than I have to.

[Filtered to von Karma]

Date: 2009-09-30 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edge-of-honor.livejournal.com
I'll get right on it, sir.
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