karmauberalles: as opposed to kind of fake (also sprach von karma)
I normally wouldn't be doing this, but I tire of this idiocy.

It has come to my attention that none of you seem to know anything about Kropmork-Nahk. I expected members of my crew to do a bit of research before we got here, although I really can't say anything about the rest of you.

I trust you're all familiar with the Seamstresses' Guild, from what I've already seen. I'm not going to comment on it, other than that if any of you develop any venereal diseases in the near future, you're paying for your own health care.

The Thieves' Guild operates a bit like the mob. If you pay them, you're protected from being robbed. For the most part, anyway. There is a slight problem with unlicensed thieving, but unlicensed thieves are efficiently dealt with. Those of you who are here would do well to pay the visitor's fee for temporary protection.

The Assassins' Guild is nothing to worry about, apart from a few members who happen to be exceptionally talented. Standards have certainly fallen in the last decade, as most of them are nothing more than glimmerous fops.

If you'd like any more information, go to the library, which you all should have done in the first place. It's really not that complicated, although you'll do well to remember that the head librarian is an orangutan, which is an ape, not a monkey.
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