No BLTs from the cook, as the sorry excuses for sandwiches that he makes are unfit even for the alligators. I'm not stopping you from making your own.

No, I do not like the alligators, especially when I happen to find one of them underneath my desk.

It's generally safe if it's done in a swimming pool, or something, but the potential for drowning and fatal injuries still exists, although it's far too small.