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karmauberalles) wrote2007-10-28 12:46 pm
karmauberalles) wrote2007-10-28 12:46 pm
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[PUBLIC] THINGS THAT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
I honestly couldn't care less what all of you do on your own time, so long as your actions have no bearing on me. However, if any of these actions are performed in my presence, I will punish the instigator as I see fit, and I reserve the right to add to this list if things come up.
1. There shall be no sexual intercourse on deck.
2. The cook is not permitted to make bacon, nor is he allowed to touch the lettuce or the tomatoes.
3. Must I repeat that the alligators will be kept out of my office?
4. I have an intense dislike of swimming; ergo, don't pester me to accompany you.
5. Whitewash is not permitted on board.
5.5. Do not ask about the circumstances behind rule 5.
6. Magical abilities may only be used in battle or for practical jobs.
7. No public drunkenness.
8. No public nudity. I suppose I expected you all to have enough common sense to avoid this, but it appears I was proven wrong.
9. No baseball on deck.
10. ...Hawthorne is permitted to make bacon and to make use of the lettuce and tomatoes until I find reason to prevent her from doing so. Jeagerjaques, however, is still banned from using them.
1. There shall be no sexual intercourse on deck.
2. The cook is not permitted to make bacon, nor is he allowed to touch the lettuce or the tomatoes.
3. Must I repeat that the alligators will be kept out of my office?
4. I have an intense dislike of swimming; ergo, don't pester me to accompany you.
5. Whitewash is not permitted on board.
5.5. Do not ask about the circumstances behind rule 5.
6. Magical abilities may only be used in battle or for practical jobs.
7. No public drunkenness.
8. No public nudity. I suppose I expected you all to have enough common sense to avoid this, but it appears I was proven wrong.
9. No baseball on deck.
10. ...Hawthorne is permitted to make bacon and to make use of the lettuce and tomatoes until I find reason to prevent her from doing so. Jeagerjaques, however, is still banned from using them.
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But they're really nice! Did you know their underbellies are soft?
I've never heard of a swimming pool.. I wouldn't know how to swim anyway.
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Unfortunately, I cannot use that to my advantageI would rather not risk a foot every time I attempted to get my paperwork done.Good. Stay away from anyone who offers to show you what one is, especially if that person happens to be wearing a ridiculous orange suit.
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.. Ok!
[struck out SO HARD]
Officer Gant..?!